Somewhere, Michael Bay and the producers of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" are thinking "Why the fuck do we bother hiding the new Transformers if the fucking toy people are just going to spoil it anyway?" I'm thinking the same thing. Furthermore, it's the worst representation of that character since it's not what's going to be in the movie but just a shitty plastic representation.
But folks want an idea so below we have the title character, The Fallen, with his gigantic trident cock. Or his tail. Or metallic loin cloth. There's something hanging down there.
There's also Wheelie who looks fucking hilarious because he looks like WALL-E or Johnny-5 on steroids. Check 'em out below and have a laugh.