Some details have leaked out on the interwebs about the sequel to the over-the-top Jason Statham movie that doesn’t involve Transporting something, Crank 2: High Voltage. The original found Jason’s character Chev injected with a poison that required him to be pumped full of adrenaline in order to survive and track down his killer.
We’re about to spoil the first movie for you, but Chev falls out of a helicopter and makes a long, touching phone call to his girlfriend. Which is where Spoiler TV picks up.
STORY: In spite of having fallen a mile from a helicopter at the end of CRANK, Chev Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Not only that, but the Chinese mobster that steals Chev’s heart has another interesting little twist about him on the casting sheet:
Hu Dong: Chinese Male, 100 years old, this aged gangster is the leader of the Triad gang in Southern California. Rejuvenated after getting Chev’s high-powered heart transplanted into his sunken chest, and horny as a 16 year old, he is lured into Doc Miles’ clutches by the seductive Vanilla
We don’t know who or what “Vanilla” is, but it looks like she’s already been cast.
More importantly than any of this: Nudity!
Pepper: 20s, any ethnicity. This stripper is in the back seat of a patrol car when Chev and Eve steal the car. She’s aroused by Eve’s presence and gives Chev a tip about Johnny Vang’s probable whereabouts. MUST BE OKAY WITH NUDITY
Shine your nipples girls, there’s a part in Crank 2 open for business!